¨C¤é EZ Word crack someone up¡@¯º¯}¨{¥Ö §â¤@ªT¥Ê¤l©Î¶}¤ßªGªº´ß¼·¶}¡A^¤å´N¥scrack up¡C°²¦p¤H¤]¹³¶}¤ßªG¤@¼Ëcrack up¡A쥻§N¦B¦Bªºªí±¡³Q³r¦a¯º¶}Ãh¡A·N«ä´N¬O¡u¯º¯}¨{¥Ö¡v¡C A: Hey, why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! ¼K¡A¬°¤°»ò¤»·|©È¤C°Ú¡H¦]¬°¤C¤K¤E°Ú¡]¤C§â¤E¦Y±¼¤F¡Aeight»Pate¿Óµ¡^¡I B: That's funny. You really crack me up! ¦n¯º¡C§A¯uÅý§Ú¯º¯}¨{¥Ö¡C You got me there.¡@§A°Ý˧ڤF¡A§A¶e¨ì§Ú¤F¡C ¤HÃø§K·|¦³¦^µª¤£¥X°ÝÃDªº®ÉÔ¡A¦¹®É¡A¥un»¡¤@Án "You got me there." Åý¦Û¤v¦³¥x¶¥¤U´N¦æ¤F¡C A: Why do people drive on 'parkways', and park on 'driveways' ? ¬°¤°»ò^¤å·|»¡¡u¦bparkway¤W¶}¨®¡v¡A«o¬O¡u¦bdriveway¤W°±¨®¡v¡H B: I don't know. You got me there! §Ú¤£ª¾¹D¡C§A¦Ò˧ڤF¡I *parkway¬O«ü¡u·´º°Ï·F¹D¡v¡Fdriveways¬O¶}¤J¦í¦v«e®x°|¤¤ªº¡u¨p®a¹D¸ô¡v¡A¤@¯ë¤H®a·|¦b³o¸Ì°±©ñ¨®½ø¡C ¤µ¤é·|¸Ü EZ Talk Larry:¡@Any luck finding a new cell phone? ¿à·ç¡G§ä·s¤â¾÷ªº¹B®ð¦p¦ó°Ú¡H Carmen:¡@No, I decided I'm going to wait. ¥dªù¡G¤£¦n¡A§Ú¨M©wnµ¥¤@¤U¡C Larry:¡@For what? ¿à·ç¡Gµ¥¤°»ò¡H Carmen:¡@The iPhone! ¥dªù¡GiPhone°Ú¡I Larry:¡@(Laughing) Oh¡Kmy¡Kgod! Are you serious? ¿à·ç¡G¡]¤j¯º¡^¾¾¡K¡K§Úªº¡K¡K¤Ñ°Ú¡I§A¤£¬O»{¯uªº§a¡H Carmen:¡@Why's that funny? ¥dªù¡G¤°»ò¨º»ò¦n¯º¡H Larry:¡@You! A member of Steve Jobs' 1)cult. You guys crack me up! ¿à·ç¡G©p°Ú¡I¥v¸¦¤Ò¸ë¬f´µ±Ð¬£ªº¤@û¡I§A̳o¨Ç¤H§ÖÅý§Ú¯º¦º¤F Carmen:¡@Excuse me?! ¥dªù¡G§Ú¤£À´¡H Larry:¡@You're 2)devoted to Apple, but for no good reason. Take your old iPod: Why don't you use it anymore? ¿à·ç¡G§A̬OÄ«ªG©¾¹ê·R¥ÎªÌ¡A¦ý¨S¦³¥¿·í²z¥Ñ¡C´N®³§Aªº¦ÑiPod¬°¨Ò¡A§A²{¦b¬°¤°»ò¤£¥Î¤F©O¡H Carmen:¡@It was hard to copy my music onto it. And I didn't want to repurchase all my music from iTunes. ¥dªù¡G«ÜÃø§ìºq¶i¥h°Ú¡A¦Ó¥B§Ú¤£·Q¦ViPhone«½ÆÁʶR§Ú¥þ³¡ªºµ¼Ö¡C Larry:¡@See? There have been MP3 players for sale for years that had none of the 3)DRM 4)issues. ¿à·ç¡G¬Ý§a¡H¥«±¤W¦³«Ü¦h½æ¤F¦h¦~ªºMP3¼½©ñ¾¹³£¨S¦³¼Æ¦ìª©ÅvºÞ²zªº°ÝÃD¡C Carmen:¡@But the iPods have huge 1)storage 2)capacities. ¥dªù¡G¥i¬OiPodªº®e¶q«Ü¤jù¡C Larry:¡@Sure, but how long did the battery last? ¿à·ç¡G¬O¨S¿ù¡A¥i¬O¹q¦À¯àºû«ù¦h¤[©O¡H Carmen:¡@Seven or eight hours when it was new. But, it's 3)dead now. I need to send it to Apple to get it replaced. ¥dªù¡G·sªº®ÉÔ¦³¤C¡B¤KÓ¤p®É§a¡C¥i¬O¥¦²{¦b¤w¸g¦º¤F¡C§Ú±o±H¦^Ä«ªG§ó´«¡C Larry:¡@The iPhone will have the same battery problem. ¿à·ç¡GiPhone¤]·|¦³¦P¼Ë¹q¦À¤è±ªº°ÝÃD¡C Carmen:¡@But have you even seen the thing? It just looks so cool. It's very well-designed. ¥dªù¡G¥i¬O§A¬Ý¨ì¨ºª±·N¨à¤F¶Ü¡H¬Ý°_¨Ó´N¬O«Ü»Å¡A³]p±o«Ü´Î¡C Larry:¡@OK, you got me there. Apple does design its products very well. ¿à·ç¡G¦n¡A³oÂI§Ú¦P·N¡AÄ«ªG½T¹ê±N²£«~³]p±o«Ü¦n¡C Carmen:¡@That's why so many people can forgive their 4)flaws¡Kincluding me! ¥dªù¡G¨º´N¬O¬°¤°»ò·|¦³¨º»ò¦h¤H¥i¥Hì½Ì¥¦Ìªº¯ÊÂI¡K¡K¥]¬A§Ú¦b¤º¡I ¤µ¤éEZ³æ¦r cult (n.) ±R«ô¡AºÆ¨g°gÅÊ be devoted to¡@µÛ°g©ó¡K¡K DRM = digital right management Issues (n.) °ÝÃD¡A³Â·Ð storage¡@Àx¦s capacity¡@®e¶q dead (a.) ¹q¦À¨S¹q¡A¹q¦À¥¢®Ä flaw (n.) ¯ÊÂI
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